Why YOU should watch Doctor Who?

Doctor Who is the fucking most awesomest thing of all time. I'm Serious. It's so fucking awesome that it makes every other damn TV Show feel like trash and renders them unwatchable and it deserves more recognition than what it's getting at the moment. Forget Dexter, forget House, forget those pathetic Medical Dramas and Criminal investigation shows and just fucking watch Doctor Who, and I give you 5 reasons why you should.
5. The show has been going on since the sixties
You know, Doctor Who has been on air since the sixties. Well, not exactly, because it was discontinued in 1989 before being renewed in 2005 under the guidance of Russel T. Davies. Well, any show that has been around since the sixties HAS to be fucking great, otherwise why the hell would it even be around.
4. Everything can happen and everything can fucking make sense. 
The Doctor is a Timelord. He can travel through space and time and he is virtually immortal due to his regeneration ability. So you've got Eleven different actors playing the same Character and it totally fucking makes sense. So you can put in any fantasy story and explain it as an alien invasion or something and it will totally Make. Sense. For me, that's the best thing about Doctor Who. Anything is possible and every fucking impossibility can be made possible.
3. The best of Britain are hired for each episode
Since Doctor Who's been around since the sixties, many writers of fantasy, drama, whatever, there's a 99% chance that they're a Doctor Who fan and are willing to write episodes for the tv show. So every season (except for season two of the 2005 renewal) is fucking great. And most episodes are of amazing quality, be it acting, writing, directing, special  effects (for a TV show, at least) are fucking great. Just watch one episode of the latest series and you'll understand what I mean. The actors are HIGHLY talented individuals who are absolutely AMAZING in their parts. It's like watching a forty minute Oscar winning movie everytime you watch it.
2. The newest seasons are a MINDFUCK
The last two seasons of Doctor Who had my brains rattling. And this one, oh don't get me started on this one, its like watching a Christopher Nolan movie with Kubrick-esque puzzles. And the twists and turns...wow. The producer of Doctor Who at this moment is Steven Moffat. Just click on the link, go through the credits, look at the work he's done. Every fucking bit of it is EXCEPTIONAL. Absolutely EXCEPTIONAL! Steven Spielberg FORCED him to write for the upcoming Tintin movie. And when Spielberg forces someone to write for him, that guy HAS to be very fucking talented. (Micheal Bay was a misfire. We forgive you, Spielberg)
1. The Companions. 
If the previous four reasons didn't convince you, then you probably are a guy who wanks off to porn every day and night and satisfies himself by watching lowres Bible Black episodes. You must be that kind of motherfucker who watches Tv shows to ogle hotties. Fear not, Doctor Who has something for you too!
He must be getting lonely in his spaceship, right? So he is accompanied by "Companions" and each one is hotter than the other. Here, we go... (from the 2005 renewal)
1. Rose Tyler

2. Martha Jones




3. Amy Pond (my favorite :D)