Tuesday, December 27, 2011

10 Most AWAITED FILMS OF 2012

Thanks to CBSE, and the CBFC, I haven't seen a good chunk of 2011 in movies. A very good, fat chunk, so I don't think I'll be justified in making a best of '11 list. So, here's a best of '12 list, because I haven't seen ANY of these movies and won't be seeing them until next year, and this list, below, is totally, absolutely and positively justified.
Also, there's a lack of world cinema. Why? Because they don't bloody market their movies like Hollywood does, so there are probably hundreds of movies that I should be looking at that I'm overlooking.
So here's the list. For better or for worse.
I haven't included a synopsis for most of them. Check out the trailers instead. Synopses are boring.
And a Happy New Year. 
This year will be a boom-boom.


10. John Carter (Of Mars)
The John Carter Books by Edgar Rice Burroughs are one of the most influential books of all time.
Every scifi movie ever made has been inspired in some way or the other by this series. Especially AVATAR. AVATAR ripped the hell off these books. So, of course they've got to go for a story that is different from the original source.
But here's the reason why I want to watch it (besides the fact that it's a John Carter movie) : Andrew. Stanton. Guy made Wall-E, Ratatouille and wrote Toy Story 3 and he knows how to tell a good story.
It isn't going to be the John Carter I want, but it will be a good John Carter nonetheless.
I've written more about the series here. And here's a trailer (one of the better ones. Don't worry it's in English mostly) :






9. Argo
To save hostages held in a 1979 Iran, the US government concocted a ridiculous, ballsy plan: They decided to go to Iran, and pretend to make a goddamn science fiction movie. They hired directors, writers, lightmen, actors and even Comics legend Jack Kirby to help make this pretend-movie.
Now, it's being made into a movie. The writers are first timers and Ben Affleck is directing.
And why is this movie on my list? Because it's about the ballsiest most ridiculous hostage rescue mission ever.
You can read more about the movie here.



8. The Avengers
Iron Man! Hulk! Captain America! Thor! Black Widow! Hawkeye! Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury!
Always been a comic book nerd. And seeing all these characters together, in one movie... feels like a goddamn dream. I can't wait to see what Joss Whedon (of Firefly and Buffy fame, but just consider Firefly for the time being) has cooked up with this one. Loki is the villain. And there's reportedly someone else, too. Some say it's Thanos. Well, if it is Thanos, then the world will explode from the nerdgasm I'll have when Avengers opens next year.
Avengers has released. Here's my review
Here's the trailer:







7. Frankenweenie
A few decades ago, a young Tim Burton made a short film. It was awesome. But Disney hated it, because they are completely bollocks (this is after Walt Disney passed away, of course), and they didn't want to make it a movie.
Now, it's getting made into a movie. And Disney has finally sucked up to Mr. Burton and is obviously financing it.
Here's the original short (No trailers are out, yet) :








6. The Grey
Joe Carnahan isn't a bad director. He just gets sucked into making no-brainers. It's just his luck. So, yeah, people from the geek community hate him. A lot.
But then he makes a movie. Writes it first. Calls it the Grey. Casts Liam Neeson, who has lost his credibility as a serious actor and has become more of an action movie star. Then he releases the first trailer and it's Neeson fighting Wolves with broken glass on his nuckles.
The trailer is one of the most misleading trailers of all time.
I just read the script and it's brilliant. Not in an action movie sense, mind you, but in a very serious sense. It's a survival story. One with great depth and told with much creativity.
The trailers for this can be somewhat compared to the Drive trailers. They are advertising a different movie, to draw in the lameass redneck hillbilly crowd who really don't want to watch a movie unless it has robots and explosions and no semblance of a story.
The script is NOT an action movie script. It's got plenty of action, but it's more like a character study. A study of men under an unbelievable and extremely stressful and damning situation. Someone described it as that SS Indianapolis story from Jaws with wolves and snow instead of oceans and that's a very, very apt description.
It was shown at BNAT film festival a few days ago and the attendants were pissed that this wasn't coming out in December. They say that the movie is so good that it deserves Oscar noms for Neeson's acting and the Script and the fact that it's coming out in January NEXT year, totally obliterates that notion. They won't have enough time (or money) to campaign for Neeson's nomination then. And they won't be able to push for noms in 2013 either because the movie's coming out in January.
Sad. Would've been awesome if Neeson got a nom this year.
Grey has released. Here's my review
Here's the (extremely misleading) trailer:






5. Gravity
"Father, I have a confession to make."
"What is it my son?"
"I...I have sinned. I have committed a sin worthy of hellish encampment."
"There is no sin but that of murder that can commit you to such a hellish punishment. Tell me, son. Tell me fearlessly."
"Father... I have only seen one Alfonso Cuaron movie. Please forgive me."
"You scoundrel. You infidel. You dare call yourself a fan of cinema?! Tonight, you DINE IN HELL!"
George Clooney and Sandra Bullock are two astronauts stranded in Space. The whole movie is about them. In space.
Here's a teaser trailer:







4. Django Unchained
When I read the script for Django Unchained for the first time, it felt like piece of shit with a few good bits. But I read it again, and it was brilliant. It felt like a very, very different kind of western. And now, it's got a brilliant and appropriate cast, too (Can't wait to see DiCaprio as Calvin Candie mouth off some foul language).
I've spoken more at length about this movie here.
Django Unchained is about a freed black slave/bounty hunter played by Jamie Foxx on a quest to rescue his beloved wife from an evil Plantation owner (DiCaprio). Written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, bitches. 


3. The Dark Knight Rises
Batman Begins was the pledge. The Dark Knight was the turn. This is Nolan's Prestige, boys, it's his final act. The greatest thrillgiver since Hitchcock is completing his masterpiece. There's Bane and Catwoman and most probably Talia Al Ghul. Based on Knightfall and No Man's Land. And, if the trailer is any indication, this is going to be one helluva movie. And it will definitely NOT end well. Also, this is the most scifilike of all the parts, so it'll probably be a bit more Batmanny.
Can't bloody wait.







2. Prometheus
Ridley Scott's Alien is one of the greatest horror science fiction films ever made and gave us one of the greatest female characters ever in Sigourney Weaver's Ellen Ripley. Scott is one awesome director. He gave us the masterful Blade Runner, Gladiator, and now he comes up with Prometheus, boasting of an amazing cast of Noomi Rapace, Idris Elba (you should check out his Luther right NOW), Guy Pearce and Micheal Fassbender.
"It's got the same [Alien] DNA", he says. Wrong. This is an Alien film. Or, rather, a prequel to it. And it not only takes us to the beginning of the Xenomorphs, but, if sources are to be believed, also to the beginning of time itself.
It is THAT ambitious. 
Here's a lookie. And I'll be damned if that doesn't look like the trailer for Alien.






1. Hobbit : An Unexpected Journey
When I read the Hobbit for the first time, I deemed it unfilmable. You simply can NOT make a good movie off the Hobbit. It's too cheerful, and although it is as poetic as Lord Of the Rings, it is simply a tad too kiddish. While Lord of the Rings read like an epic, the Hobbit read like a fairytale, and definitely not movie material.
Guillermo del Toro's inclusion gave me some hope, because, well if there's anyone who can tell a good fairytale, it's him. Well, nobody does it better than him. And then he left production. And Peter Jackson jumped back in. I was a bit apprehensive after that, but then, I saw this:





What Peter did there, is he took most of the elements of the book, added some bits that weren't in the book but were in the Annotations at the end of Lord of The Rings, and kept all the humor, but he changed the bloody tone. He's being faithful to the material, but presenting a very different version of the material. A more movie-ish, epic-er version, and screw you guys I can't wait to get back to Middle Earth. I left a piece of my brain and a sizeable chunk of my heart back there.
Also, it will be a technical revolution in film making. They are shooting it on Red Epic cameras that shoot in 3D, 5k theaters (bigger than IMAX) and in 48 frames per second. Normal movies are projected at 24 fps, while a human eye perceives images at 62 fps. Hobbit, being at 48 fps will be more closer to this number, and thus will be more lifelike and epic than anything on screen next year.

Your thoughts? Did I miss something? Should I have missed something?
Honorable mentions (IMDB them NOW): Luc Besson's Lock Out, Flowers of War, Neil Blokamp's ELYSIUM, The Secret World of Arriety, Rurouini Kenshin, Skyfall, Bourne Legacy, Haywire, Chronicle, World War Z (it would have made the list but I don't trust the director much), RIPD, (Ralph Fiennes') Coriolanus.

Friday, December 2, 2011

On the importance of Edgar Rice Burroughs' Barsoom series.

Frank Frazetta's cover illustration for 'A Princess of Mars'.


A war veteran is transported to another planet where he meets eight feet tall warlike aliens and falls in love with a princess and decides to help her people. Also, there are horses with four limbs and psychic connections with animals and people. 
Does that sound like Avatar? You bet it does. That's because James Cameron (director of Terminator 1 and 2, Aliens, True Lies and Titanic) ripped off everything from this little book by Edgar Rice Burroughs (of Tarzan and Pellucidar fame) called 'A Princess of Mars'.
This one little book that spawned a series has had more influence than any other material of literature ever since the early ninteen hundreds. Hell, the only original story/concept/whatever since the advent of ERB's Mars books has been the Lord of the Rings series, which, itself is ripped off by thousands and thousands of other scifi/fantasy stories and games and whatnot.
And it's really unfair what happened to it.
Men wrote books influenced by it. Men wrote and directed movies influenced by this.
And never acknowledged its significance.
Nobody tried to make it famous, because by the time it was remembered again, it had been ripped off a billion times in film and television. The story and the idea became so grounded in the public consciousness that the story of John Carter, if made known to the public, would have been heavily derided as a rip off.
And that's exactly what's happened now.
Tars Tarkas (As played by William Defoe in the upcoming movie)
The John Carter movie has been in development hell since thirty-twenty years. It's been passed on from production house to production house over the years and finally took shape at Disney an unfortunate MONTH before the release of Cameron's 3D "epic", AVATAR.
That it would be hailed as an Avatar rip-off was fairly obvious, and I was wary of that as I browsed through Youtube comments, AICN threads, ComicBookMovie comments and all that, but darn, I'd be damned if I didn't tell that it hurt.
ERB's book is an amazing explosion of action sequences, shocking heroics, and amazing ideas, all supported by the known scientific fact of the early twentieth century. That's the funny thing about ERB's book. It's filled with the weird and the wonderful and every creation is given a scientific reason to exist. In that way, it somewhat makes more sense than Avatar. That's why, to have it be called "A poor man's Avatar" by a commenter just retches my heart.
I admit it. This movie is coming out thirty years too late. It should have been made in the eighties' with a hulky He-Man type of guy in the lead, with aliens animated by Ray Harryhausen.
But hey, Harryhausen's dead. And so is the school of stop motion animation. There's CGI and motion capture and all that. So we have to accept the John Carter that we're getting. Even though it won't be faithful to the book, it's a goddamn John Carter movie. You can't help but want to see it.
Another Frazetta Illustration (for Gods of Mars, book II in the series)
You can't help but love these books, you see. These little penny dreadfuls, or pulp fiction as we know call them were the blockbusters last century. And these were brimming with ideas. Publishing houses had these amazing editors who would hire the best of the crop, force them to go with the best of the concepts and push them to their limit.
That's why we got awesome stories in the early twentieth century, because of these penny dreadfuls. You can blame all that Pulp Fiction material for amazing stories of characters such as Conan, Sherlock Holmes, Professor Challenger, Zorro and last, but definitely not the least, John Carter.
No book has influenced so many since the John Carter series. It's influenced EVERYONE. From Arthur C Clarke to Akira Toriyama. You can find shades of the books in almost every scifi/fantasy ever released since. That's because it's such a great idea, such a great concept that people just want to devour it.
Original cover to A Princess of Mars
So it's really sad to see it being torn apart and lambasted and being called a poor-man's-Avatar. Because it isn't.
In fact, Avatar is a poor man's John Carter.
Avatar is a fat, jell-o eating man-child's John Carter.
Avatar is a cynic's John Carter. A moron's John Carter. A cheater's John Carter. 
That's what it is. 
The first book in the series, 'A Princess of Mars' is more nuanced, more poetic and more beautiful than Avatar will ever be, or any other movie for that matter. Although so many have copied from it, there is no outmatching the book. I don't know why. Neither does anyone. Maybe it's the wonder that is encompassed in this book. Maybe it's the magic of discovery that most other stories lack.
Or maybe it's just one helluva book.
John Carter stars Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Samantha Morton, Mark Strong, Ciaran Hinds, Dominic West, James Purefoy, Daryl Sabara, Polly Walker, Bryan Cranston, Thomas Hayden Church, Willem Dafoe, and will be released on March 9, 2012.
The book "A Princess of Mars" by Edgar Rice Burroughs is in the public domain and can be downloaded here